What Is Hugging?

Hugging is natural, organic, naturally sweet, free of pesticides and
preservatives. Hugging contains no artificial ingredients. It's 100%
wholesome. No calories, no caffeine, no nicotine.

Hugging is nearly perfect. There are no removable parts, batteries to wear
out, no periodic checkups. It consumes little energy, while yielding a lot.

It's inflation-proof. It's non-fattening. There are no monthly payments.
No insurance requirements. It's theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and
fully refundable. And it costs very little.

Hugging is healthy. It assists the body's immune system, it cures
depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it invigorates, it
rejuvenates, and it has no unpleasant side-effects. Hugging is no less than
a miracle drug.